Monday, July 2, 2012

Why is Delhi so hot today?

1. Conspiracy by climate change activists to get more funds for their projects
2. God decided to punish us for being bad, very bad (Also, made a mental note not to send Santa around for Christmas)
3. It’s a corporate agenda, don’t you know Benetton has a shipment of rejected shorts for over a million pieces!
4. Hold it, maybe the upcoming Presidential election has something to do with it
5. Maybe, it is all of the above, or none of it, depending on how crazy you are feeling today

When we asked Delhi the real reason, she said:

Why man, don't you like me hot, red hot! Now, that's saucy. Ooh lalaa! ;p

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